How about an IPOD Docking Station - Toilet Paper holder combo?
If you haven't sent your wish-list letter to Santa -- be sure to include this item on there.
If this is not you...I'm sure you know someone who would love it.
Chances are - they don't already have one.
So what songs could we listen to during our alone time?
Probably something that would help everything go...um...smoothly.
Peace